Laughter helps your organs function better, such as helping your lungs take in more air, making better airflow for your heart and muscles. Laughter also helps maintain your stress levels and even can raise or lower your blood pressure leaving you with a feeling of relaxation. It also influences the increase of the endorphins that your brain releases and can aid your muscles in relaxing.
In a way, laughter can help you in the same way that practicing yoga helps you.
Better breathing, maintaining stress levels, promoting a healthy mind and relieving tension, among many other benefits, are all things that practicing yoga comes with.
So basically yoga and laughter can provide you with the same things and act ‘medicinal’ by helping your organs, managing stress levels, providing blood pressure maintenance, and helping you to just keep breathing. These quotes are about to combine yoga and laughter by providing the very best funny yoga sayings that can be found on the internet.
Funny Yoga Sayings
- “My yoga instructor asked if I could reach down and touch my toe, I told her it was a bit of a stretch.” – Unknown
- “Yoga, working out, go to class, group settings where you can’t be on your phone, that’s a great way to unplug!” – Lana Condor
- “Did you know that just 10 minutes of yoga per day can seriously reduce your risk of caring about what people think.” – Unknown
- “Saying you´re not flexible enough for yoga is like saying you´re too dirty to take a bath.“ – Unknown
- “Smiling is mouth yoga.” – Thich Nhat Hanh
- “Metta is betta!” – Unknown
- “I’m booked for a yoga class everyday this week, I guess you could say I have a flexible timetable.” – Unknown
- “Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head.” – Swami Satchidananda
- “Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively.” – Sharon Salzberg
- “All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, ‘There’s Yoga pose for that!’” – Unknown
- “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like pizza, puppies or yoga.” – Unknown
- “A cartoon character on TV taught me that I need to breathe, he was a Yogi.” – Unknown
- “Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk, not on alcohol but on life. You know, they call it divine.” – Sadhguru
- “Yoga. I am DOWN DOG” – Unknown
- “Namascray: The crazy in me honors, sees, and loves the crazy in you.” – Unknown
- “The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means not up, not out, but in. The only way out is in.” – Sadghuru
- “I bent over backwards to convince my friend that they needed to try yoga.” – Unknown
- “Meditation is a duty to the self. In the moment in which you become aware of your own self, you become beautiful. Because, in the moment in which you concentrate on the self, your frequency changes and the universe around you changes in the exact same way. That is a funny law.” – Yogi Bhajan
- “You’ve mastered the selfie. Now master thy self.” – Unknown
- “Yoga. Because without it Audulting would be impossible.” – Unknown
- “Yoga is the journey of the self through the self to the self.” – Unknown
- “My instructor invented a new class where we are always going up and down. She is calling it Yo-Yoga.” – Unknown
- “Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.” – B.K.S. Iyengar
- “A savasana a day keeps the doctor away” – Unknown
- “I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled “Louder!” during the silent meditation.” – Robert Orben
- “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” – Blaise Pascal
- “The last pose the yogi ever tried was called the decom-pose.” – Unknown
- “Yoga is 99% waste removal” – T.K.V Desikachar
- “Namaste all d*mn day.” – Unknown
- “Diamonds were once a girl’s best friend then yoga pants happened.” – Unknown
- “Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga.” – Grant Tucker
- “When I tell people that I do yoga, I think that they think that I’m just a poser.” – Unknown
- “I used to do a lot of yoga, but I tend to lose a lot of weight when I do that.” – Colton Haynes
- “You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.” – Zen Proverb
- “People say yoga will change your life. I think that’s a bit of a stretch.” – Unknown
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy yoga clothes and that’s basically the same thing.” – Unknown
- “I got thrown out of my yoga class after misinterpreting what a half-moon pose was.” – Unknown
- “The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.” – Grant Tucker
- “My wife’s trying to get me into yoga, and it’s gonna take me a while, but eventually I’m gonna have to.” – Jason Momoa
- “It’s like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That’s what meditation is!” – Jerry Seinfeld
- “Yoga: You’ve mastered the selfie. Now master the self.” – Unknown
- “When in doubt, you gotta yoga it out.” – Unknown
- “Yoga happens in the last 1% of a pose.” – Darren Main
- “Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I’ll ever get to yoga.” – Grant Tucker
- “If it weren’t for my mind, my meditation would be excellent” – Pema Chodron
- “Friends don’t let friends skip yoga.” – Unknown
- “And then homegirl jumped back to High Plank!” – Unknown
- “Many models do yoga, but I find it boring. I’d rather be outdoors having fun.” – Constance Jablonski
- “What was the woman angry after her yoga class? She was bent out of shape.” – Peter Crumpton
- “So what is a good meditator? The one who meditates.” – Allan Lokos
- “Yoga. Because coffee can’t fix everything.” – Unknown
- “Bandhas activated. Chakras aligned. We got this.” – Unknown
- “I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” – Tara Stiles
- “My wife claims to be good at yoga, but I think she’s a poser.” – Peter Crumpton
- “I do Yoga. I burn candles. I drink green tea, and I still want to smack some people” – Unknown
- “Yoga, because some answers can only be found on the inner net.” – Unknown
- “The hardest part of yoga class is wiggling your fingers and toes after five minutes of Savasana.” – Unknown
- “It is easy to make the mistake of thinking yoga is about touching your toes when in fact yoga is about learning to touch others.” – Daren Main
- “Warning: Too much yoga can make you hotta.” – Unknown
- “Say Chaturanga once again… And I am going to kick your *SS” – Unknown
- “Do more yoga. Give less f*cks.” – Unknown
- “I put on for my Siddhi.” – Unknown
- “Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out.” – Unknown
- “One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all: Yoga is a physical fitness program.” – Unknown
- “If you think I am b*tchy now, you should see me when I miss Yoga” – Unknown
- “Never underestimate a woman with a yoga mat.” – Unknown
- “Throw your hair in a bun. Downward Dog like a boss. And handle it.” – Unknown
- “Go from a human being doing yoga, to a human being yoga.” – Baron Baptiste
- “I’m not at yoga all the time, but equally, I’m not being sick after a night out.” – Ella Woodward
- ““I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.”
- “Drop and give me zen.” – Unknown
- “I do yoga on days that end in y.” – Unknown
- “That awkward moment you realize that 99% of girls in yoga pants are not on their way to yoga class.” – Unknown
- “Relationships are like the world’s most intense yoga! It’s a daily practice.” – Tracy McMillan
- “Don’t feed your ego with my soul. Do Yoga” – Unknown
- “More stretching, less stressing.” – Unknown
- “Don’t be afraid to be open minded. Your brain is not going to fall out.” – Unknown
- “This is not laying down, this is savasana.” – Unknown
- “The meaning of yoga is connection of mind, body and spirit. If you have a bad telecommunication system, your body gets sick. Yoga helps fix that.” – Bikram Choudhury
- “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” – Robert C. Gallagher
- “I bend so I don’t break.” – Unknown
- “How To Get a Yoga Body: Have a body, do yoga.“ – Unknown
- “To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it everyday. It’s like having a puppy.” – Chelsea Richer
- “Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.“ – Unknown
- “Namaste b*tches.” – Unknown
Funniest Yoga Sayings – Wrap up
The small laughs provided from taking these sayings and placing them around a yoga classroom could potentially help your yoga students get relaxed and ready for the yoga class. You could take some of these sayings and email them, print them on a class itinerary, write one on a whiteboard or chalkboard to lighten the mood in your classroom or even before or during sun salutations.
However you choose to use these sayings, there are definitely going to be a few that you are going to want to share with your class, your friends or family members.
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