85 of the Funniest Yoga Sayings

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Funny Yoga Sayings

Laughter helps your organs function better, such as helping your lungs take in more air, making better airflow for your heart and muscles. Laughter also helps maintain your stress levels and even can raise or lower your blood pressure leaving you with a feeling of relaxation. It also influences the increase of the endorphins that your brain releases and can aid your muscles in relaxing.

In a way, laughter can help you in the same way that practicing yoga helps you.

Better breathing, maintaining stress levels, promoting a healthy mind and relieving tension, among many other benefits, are all things that practicing yoga comes with.

So basically yoga and laughter can provide you with the same things and act ‘medicinal’ by helping your organs, managing stress levels, providing blood pressure maintenance, and helping you to just keep breathing. These quotes are about to combine yoga and laughter by providing the very best funny yoga sayings that can be found on the internet.

Funny Yoga Sayings

  1. “My yoga instructor asked if I could reach down and touch my toe, I told her it was a bit of a stretch.” – Unknown
  2. “Yoga, working out, go to class, group settings where you can’t be on your phone, that’s a great way to unplug!” – Lana Condor
  3. “Did you know that just 10 minutes of yoga per day can seriously reduce your risk of caring about what people think.” – Unknown
  4. “Saying you´re not flexible enough for yoga is like saying you´re too dirty to take a bath.“ – Unknown
  5. “Smiling is mouth yoga.” – Thich Nhat Hanh
  6. “Metta is betta!” – Unknown
  7. “I’m booked for a yoga class everyday this week, I guess you could say I have a flexible timetable.” – Unknown
  8. “Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head.” – Swami Satchidananda
  9. “Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively.” – Sharon Salzberg
  10. “All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, ‘There’s Yoga pose for that!’” – Unknown
  11. “I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like pizza, puppies or yoga.” – Unknown
  12. “A cartoon character on TV taught me that I need to breathe, he was a Yogi.” – Unknown
  13. “Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk, not on alcohol but on life. You know, they call it divine.” – Sadhguru
  14. “Yoga. I am DOWN DOG” – Unknown
  15. “Namascray: The crazy in me honors, sees, and loves the crazy in you.” – Unknown
  16. “The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means not up, not out, but in. The only way out is in.” – Sadghuru
  17. “I bent over backwards to convince my friend that they needed to try yoga.” – Unknown
  18. “Meditation is a duty to the self. In the moment in which you become aware of your own self, you become beautiful. Because, in the moment in which you concentrate on the self, your frequency changes and the universe around you changes in the exact same way. That is a funny law.” – Yogi Bhajan
  19. “You’ve mastered the selfie. Now master thy self.” – Unknown
  20. “Yoga. Because without it Audulting would be impossible.” – Unknown
  21. “Yoga is the journey of the self through the self to the self.” – Unknown
  22. “My instructor invented a new class where we are always going up and down. She is calling it Yo-Yoga.” – Unknown
  23. “Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured.” – B.K.S. Iyengar
  24. “A savasana a day keeps the doctor away” – Unknown
  25. “I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled “Louder!” during the silent meditation.” – Robert Orben
  26. “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” – Blaise Pascal
  27. “The last pose the yogi ever tried was called the decom-pose.” – Unknown
  28. “Yoga is 99% waste removal” – T.K.V Desikachar
  29. “Namaste all d*mn day.” – Unknown
  30. “Diamonds were once a girl’s best friend then yoga pants happened.” – Unknown
  31. “Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga.” – Grant Tucker
  32. “When I tell people that I do yoga, I think that they think that I’m just a poser.” – Unknown
  33. “I used to do a lot of yoga, but I tend to lose a lot of weight when I do that.” – Colton Haynes
  34. “You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy, then you should sit for an hour.” – Zen Proverb
  35. “People say yoga will change your life. I think that’s a bit of a stretch.” – Unknown
  36. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy yoga clothes and that’s basically the same thing.” – Unknown
  37. “I got thrown out of my yoga class after misinterpreting what a half-moon pose was.” – Unknown
  38. “The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.” – Grant Tucker
  39. “My wife’s trying to get me into yoga, and it’s gonna take me a while, but eventually I’m gonna have to.” – Jason Momoa
  40. “It’s like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That’s what meditation is!” – Jerry Seinfeld
  41. “Yoga: You’ve mastered the selfie. Now master the self.” – Unknown
  42. “When in doubt, you gotta yoga it out.” – Unknown
  43. “Yoga happens in the last 1% of a pose.” – Darren Main
  44. “Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I’ll ever get to yoga.” – Grant Tucker
  45. “If it weren’t for my mind, my meditation would be excellent” – Pema Chodron
  46. “Friends don’t let friends skip yoga.” – Unknown
  47. “And then homegirl jumped back to High Plank!” – Unknown
  48. “Many models do yoga, but I find it boring. I’d rather be outdoors having fun.” – Constance Jablonski
  49. “What was the woman angry after her yoga class? She was bent out of shape.” – Peter Crumpton
  50. “So what is a good meditator? The one who meditates.” – Allan Lokos
  51. “Yoga. Because coffee can’t fix everything.” – Unknown
  52. “Bandhas activated. Chakras aligned. We got this.” – Unknown
  53. “I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” – Tara Stiles
  54. “My wife claims to be good at yoga, but I think she’s a poser.” – Peter Crumpton
  55. “I do Yoga. I burn candles. I drink green tea, and I still want to smack some people” – Unknown
  56. “Yoga, because some answers can only be found on the inner net.” – Unknown
  57. “The hardest part of yoga class is wiggling your fingers and toes after five minutes of Savasana.” – Unknown
  58. “It is easy to make the mistake of thinking yoga is about touching your toes when in fact yoga is about learning to touch others.” – Daren Main
  59. “Warning: Too much yoga can make you hotta.” – Unknown
  60. “Say Chaturanga once again… And I am going to kick your *SS” – Unknown
  61. “Do more yoga. Give less f*cks.” – Unknown
  62. “I put on for my Siddhi.” – Unknown
  63. “Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out.” – Unknown
  64. “One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all: Yoga is a physical fitness program.” – Unknown
  65. “If you think I am b*tchy now, you should see me when I miss Yoga” – Unknown
  66. “Never underestimate a woman with a yoga mat.” – Unknown
  67. “Throw your hair in a bun. Downward Dog like a boss. And handle it.” – Unknown
  68. “Go from a human being doing yoga, to a human being yoga.” – Baron Baptiste
  69. “I’m not at yoga all the time, but equally, I’m not being sick after a night out.” – Ella Woodward
  70. ““I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.”
  71. “Drop and give me zen.” – Unknown
  72. “I do yoga on days that end in y.” – Unknown
  73. “That awkward moment you realize that 99% of girls in yoga pants are not on their way to yoga class.” – Unknown
  74. “Relationships are like the world’s most intense yoga! It’s a daily practice.” – Tracy McMillan
  75. “Don’t feed your ego with my soul. Do Yoga” – Unknown
  76. “More stretching, less stressing.” – Unknown
  77. “Don’t be afraid to be open minded. Your brain is not going to fall out.” – Unknown
  78. “This is not laying down, this is savasana.” – Unknown
  79. “The meaning of yoga is connection of mind, body and spirit. If you have a bad telecommunication system, your body gets sick. Yoga helps fix that.” – Bikram Choudhury
  80. “Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” – Robert C. Gallagher
  81. “I bend so I don’t break.” – Unknown
  82. “How To Get a Yoga Body: Have a body, do yoga.“ – Unknown
  83. “To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it everyday. It’s like having a puppy.” – Chelsea Richer
  84. “Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.“ – Unknown
  85. “Namaste b*tches.” – Unknown

Summary

The small laughs provided from taking these sayings and placing them around a yoga classroom could potentially help your yoga students get relaxed and ready for the yoga class. You could take some of these sayings and email them, print them on a class itinerary, write one on a whiteboard or chalkboard to lighten the mood in your classroom or even before or during sun salutations.

However you choose to use these sayings, there are definitely going to be a few that you are going to want to share with your class, your friends or family members.

 

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